Name: Funny Bard DnD T-Shirt - Your Heart or Your Pants, One Is Mine
Brand: The Flying Turtle Tavern
SKU: T-shirt-CC1717-White-S
Price: 22.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Artist-designed Bard class t-shirt for D&D fans with the humorous line 'Your Heart or Your Pants' in a decorative, whimsical script. On a White Comfort Colors T-shirt.

Artist-designed Bard class t-shirt for D&D fans with the humorous line 'Your Heart or Your Pants' in a decorative, whimsical script. On a White Bella & Canvas T-shirt.

Artist-designed Bard class t-shirt for D&D fans with the humorous line 'Your Heart or Your Pants' in a decorative, whimsical script. On a Dark Grey (graphite) Comfort Colors T-shirt.

Artist-designed Bard class t-shirt for D&D fans with the humorous line 'Your Heart or Your Pants' in a decorative, whimsical script. On a Dark Grey (heathered) Bella & Canvas T-shirt.

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A bold, cheeky D&D Bard T-shirt for the natural charmers of the party. Featuring the playful slogan "Your Heart or Your Pants, One Is Mine," this design captures the colorful chaos of every Bard who turns charisma into a weapon and trouble into a hobby.

It's funny, daring, and perfect for anyone who knows that winning people over is half the adventure.

Why it performs:

Soft, comfortable fabric perfect for serenades, sessions, and shenanigans
Crisp, vibrant print that stands out—just like every Bard in existence
Ideal for D&D fans, flirts, storytellers, and anyone who loves a little mischief with their magic

Wear it confidently… and let them guess which option you’re aiming for.

Apparel is made to order, with an estimated processing window of a week before shipping.

Feature	Comfort Colors CC1717	Bella+Canvas BC3001
Fit	Relaxed, classic fit	Modern, retail fit
Feel	Soft but substantial	Ultra-soft and lightweight
Weight	Heavier, durable cotton	Light, breathable cotton and poly options
Finish	Garment-dyed, vintage look	Smooth, clean finish
Vibe	Broken-in favorite tee	Sleek everyday essential
Best For	Casual comfort & laid-back style	All-day wear & layering

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