Name: Funny Bard DnD T-Shirt – Your Heart or Your Pants
Brand: The Flying Turtle Tavern
SKU: T-shirt-CC1717-White-S
Price: 22.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Artist-designed Bard class t-shirt for D&D fans with the humorous line 'Your Heart or Your Pants' in a decorative, whimsical script. On a White Comfort Colors T-shirt.

Artist-designed Bard class t-shirt for D&D fans with the humorous line 'Your Heart or Your Pants' in a decorative, whimsical script. On a White Bella & Canvas T-shirt.

Artist-designed Bard class t-shirt for D&D fans with the humorous line 'Your Heart or Your Pants' in a decorative, whimsical script. On a Dark Grey (graphite) Comfort Colors T-shirt.

Artist-designed Bard class t-shirt for D&D fans with the humorous line 'Your Heart or Your Pants' in a decorative, whimsical script. On a Dark Grey (heathered) Bella & Canvas T-shirt.

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A bold, cheeky tee for the natural charmers of the party. This shirt captures the playful chaos of every Bard who turns charisma into a weapon and trouble into a hobby. It’s funny, daring, and perfect for anyone who knows that winning people over is half the adventure.

Why it performs:

Soft, comfortable fabric perfect for serenades, sessions, and shenanigans
Crisp, vibrant print that stands out—just like every Bard in existence
Ideal for D&D fans, flirts, storytellers, and anyone who loves a little mischief with their magic

Wear it confidently… and let them guess which option you’re aiming for.

Apparel processing may take up to a week.

Feature	Comfort Colors CC1717	Bella+Canvas BC3001
Fit	Relaxed, classic fit	Modern, retail fit
Feel	Soft but substantial	Ultra-soft and lightweight
Weight	Heavier, durable cotton	Light, breathable cotton and poly options
Finish	Garment-dyed, vintage look	Smooth, clean finish
Vibe	Broken-in favorite tee	Sleek everyday essential
Best For	Casual comfort & laid-back style	All-day wear & layering

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